The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004

George W. Bush

1) A natural disaster which struck the united states in 2000 A.D. and flooded the American media with manipulation and lies.
2) Reincarnation of both Hitler and Alf.

If you don't support war then you're not a patriot. You love America, right?

by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004

Echidna

An Austrailian monotreme that looks like a hedgehog, but with an enlongated snout. Lays eggs.

The echidna is a mammal and is not to be confused with the enchilada, a Mexican food item.

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Peter Pan

A very hard blow to the left shoulder.
Also sometimes called the Peter Pan Blaster.

"Peter Pan Blaster!"
"YOW! Don't do that!"

by AngryAmishMafia July 26, 2004

Congress

Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.

I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Idaho

One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.

Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.

My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana.

by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004