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Someone who is the lowest of the low. Worse than any other insult you can think of. This is to be used only if the person really deserves it.
Cellmate 1: Did you hear about the new guy?
Cellmate 2: No. What'd he do?
Cellmate 1: He killed five hundred people with a blowtorch then raped the bodies.
Cellmate 2: What a scrotner.
scrotner by WightKnights January 26, 2013
Words you can keep

scrother 

A bro, not just any bro, the realist fucking bro there is. Literally just supplement it for anytime you would say brother, or bro, but only when you truly mean it.
See that dude over there? He’s had my back since day 1, my scrother since the beginning.

Thank you scrother.

Ahaha what’s good scroski, you tryna hang later?
scrother by Barry Madikiner December 29, 2020

scroterboat 

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.
Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.
scroterboat by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.
WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.
scroter by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scroaner 

When the capacity of excitement released in the form of a moan or scream isn't large enough, and you have to do both. Most commonly occur in Highschool Closets, with more than 2 people.
Person 1: YOO LAST NIGHT I BANGED THIS SUPER HOT ASS CHICK
Person 2: YOOO DID SHE SCROAN BRAAAH?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH SHE SCROANED BRO!!! I NKEW SHE WAS A SCROANER!
Person 2: BROOOO!
Scroaner by Timmehhhhhhhhhhhhh November 2, 2011

Scrotnese 

Hey, do you by any chance speak Scrotnese?
Scrotnese by JohnnyScrot February 24, 2021
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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