Scroteria 

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.

The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.

Scroteria by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011

Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

Soteria 

A beautiful, loyal woman, who always stays true to her friends. If you ever need help, whatever she is doing, she'll drop everything to be there. Someone you need in your life.

Friend 1: I had a rough night.
Friend 2: Do you need a Soteria?
Friend 1: Yeah, I need one in my life.

Soteria by babes7626 November 16, 2011

Scooteria 

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

Scooteria by scooteria October 4, 2010

scroterboat 

Whilst manipulating the scrotum with your mouth, shake your head back and forth making a "motorboat" engine sound.
It's the male version of the motorboat.

Last night, Janine was circumnaviagting my scrote and then she went crazy and scroterboated me. I may now marry her.

scroterboat by Capt Scotty October 2, 2007

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

Scroteration by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

scroter 

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

scroter by brentmcd April 29, 2011