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I totally scroked last night when my sack slipped off Jim's face.
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scronetic 

The resulting energy force created when two male's scrotums collide during a threesome.
Man, my balls are sore from all that scronetic activity with Mandy last night.
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Coca-Cola mixed with Sprite!
"What is your drink?"

"Sproke.."

"I want some!"
Sproke by nice_girl gone bad! February 11, 2010

Stroke God 

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen
Bro, Chris is a stroke god
Stroke God by Stroke god April 6, 2017
Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.
Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?
old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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