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Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.
"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."
Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

shrillary 

Shrillary is the nickname of former US secretary of state, former US senator, and a former renowned stand-by-your-horndog first lady Hillary Clinton. She's often referred to as Shrillary because she turns incredibly shrill anytime she's confronted with a tough question. She also has a very distinct shrill laughter. Shrillary is obviously a word play on her shrill qualities and her first name.
Shrillary is doing everything she can to cover up for Benghazi terror attack.

Shrillary is planning a run for president in 2016.
shrillary by howdayyyou October 1, 2013

The Scullery

Heaven on Earth in Princeton, NJ. Co-op in Scully Hall. Greatest dining organization on Princeton University campus.
P1: I'm in TI.
P2: Cool! I'm in the Scullery.
P1: @#!$%^&*!#@$%&* :O :O :O :O
The Scullery by What's a Co-op? October 27, 2017

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013
A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.
From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”
Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!