Tiberius1701's definitions
An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 16, 2008
Get the Ostrich Syndromemug. "Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
by Tiberius1701 July 13, 2006
Get the McPapermug. When a singer draws out or oscillates notes excessively (seems to have been started by the ilks of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Christina Aguilera) Especially when covering music written by others. And can be heard in karaoke bars.
Besides drowning out the shrill Aaron Neville, Aretha Franklin destroyed the National Anthem with her urban yodeling.
by Tiberius1701 July 24, 2008
Get the urban yodelingmug. "Jim, I need to line my bird's cage, hand me the McPaper." said Bill. to which Jim asked "You mean the USAToday?"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
Bill replied "Well I ain't talkin' about the Pain Squealer!"
by Tiberius1701 September 5, 2008
Get the McPapermug. The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!
by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008
Get the Shrillary Rodham Clintonmug. The average amount of cash required to get a panhandler off your ass when walking home from the Jake.
That panhandler must do pretty good for himself considering he averages three fitty from each person who gives him the cash.
by Tiberius1701 February 15, 2006
Get the three fittymug. An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.
"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.
by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006
Get the Ostrich Syndromemug.