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screeping 

to screep; the act of creeping an individual (usually of the opposite sex) out, via superfluous, vulgar sexting at any point throughout the day, although often occurs at night when the screeper is horny and nobody else is around.
Brenden was screeping on Hayley between the hours of 1:00 and 2:30 am, asking her personal questions regarding her sexual preferences on the subject of chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and specific parts of the female reproductive system.
screeping by Billaured Nordlaw December 23, 2008
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screeping 

The act of walking in an inconspicuous, almost creepy manner (usually to avoid detection by an unwanted source)
I was screeping around campus today with my hoodie up so they wouldn't see me...
screeping by Jes Cantarell July 20, 2008

Screaming Tini 

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.
Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...
Screaming Tini by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Screaming Ginger 

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....
Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

red light creeping 

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.
red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

Screaming turtle head 

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.
As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!