schreeping

The art of having an afternoon snooze to shake off a hangover and enable oneself to back up for another night of shenanigans, whilst not actually sleeping much and just lying in bed creeping on facebook.

"Hey bro - are you coming out tonight?"
"Yeah I'm keen as, just schreeping it up atm in preparation for the feshtivities"

schreeping by ceiling cat August 12, 2012

Screeding

complaining whining yapping moaning

Quit screeding and get on with your life.

From Baby Girl lyrics by Sami St Nicholas:

"Ain’t no sense in screeding
You’ve got everything you’re needing"

Screeding by cynya December 16, 2019

shweeping 

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

shweeping by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

double screening 

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

double screening by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

Schroedinger's turd 

The dilemma of flushing the toilet with a closed lid; there is a 50% chance that the turd is still present. The turd is equally alive and dead, until somebody lifts the lid.

'I've just flushed a big one; I fear the paradox of Schroedinger's turd'

Schroedinger's turd by CJV August 27, 2012

Chreeping 

an extremely high level status of creeping; when a young man hits on multiple women who clearly do not enjoy his company. then later demands their phone numbers from several different people..multiple times throughout the night; creating bizarre stories to help him receive the phone numbers.

*derived from long nights of being chreeped by Christopher Qualls*

yo dogg, he's Chreeping tough right now..he's asked me for that bitches number like 6 times now..

Chreeping by blimblam WHAMtastic May 9, 2011