scotism

The diagnosis given to people on a very specific part of the spectrum.

That guy has scotism. He is scotistic.

by Gilbert LeDouchebag February 4, 2025

Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"

That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.

by Ladds November 3, 2008

scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

Angry Scotsman

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

no true scotsman

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

true scotsman

The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.

You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!

by leslij55 December 25, 2007