To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.
I pulled a scotsman while Tiffany fingered Dilan's ass.
by lolzerker April 06, 2011
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to have a Scotsmanality is to have a fuck load of fun laughing at people that you don't know.
I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.
by JTheKnownFreak September 15, 2003
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A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.

A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriends
"Did you see Tony being shouted at by his girlfriend in front of all the guys?"
"Yeah, what a pussy he is such a Scotsman"
by Jane_do_rae_me_fa_so May 20, 2013
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No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
by Harald Hardrada December 03, 2017
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The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.
You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!
by leslij55 November 24, 2007
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The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
by 'A' Shift April 04, 2017
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The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.
I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!
by DeezNizzuts January 21, 2007
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