To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.
I pulled a scotsman while Tiffany fingered Dilan's ass.
by lolzerker April 6, 2011
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to have a Scotsmanality is to have a fuck load of fun laughing at people that you don't know.
I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.
by JTheKnownFreak September 15, 2003
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A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.

A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriends
"Did you see Tony being shouted at by his girlfriend in front of all the guys?"
"Yeah, what a pussy he is such a Scotsman"
by Jane_do_rae_me_fa_so May 21, 2013
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The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
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No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017
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The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.
You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!
by leslij55 November 24, 2007
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when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result
I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
by SmallyK February 10, 2005
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