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To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.
I pulled a scotsman while Tiffany fingered Dilan's ass.
scotsman by lolzerker April 25, 2011
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A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.

A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriends
"Did you see Tony being shouted at by his girlfriend in front of all the guys?"
"Yeah, what a pussy he is such a Scotsman"

Scotsman's scarf 

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.
Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia
Scotsman's scarf by mackemsam August 17, 2016

scotsman's leg up 

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.
MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"
scotsman's leg up by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016

Scotsman's Stare 

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.
Scotsman's Stare by Mark June 22, 2006

Scotsman's bollocks 

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts
"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

Angry Scotsman 

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.
Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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