A native of
Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his
kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping
hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.
Truly a modern day Saint.
Random Person1: Who's that over there?
Random Person2: Him? That's The
Sexy Drunken Scotsman!
Random Person1: Does he even have a name?
Random Person2: No
one really knows. He's often too
drunk to know himself.