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The scoop and swoop, also known as the scoop and grab or scoop and jiggle, is a method used to move all breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cups of a bra. It should be a part of every bra wearer's routine, regardless of breast size.

Instructions for the scoop and swoop maneuver.

Put on a bra.
If possible, bend at the waist so that your upper body is parallel to the ground.
Using one hand, gently pull your band away from the side of your breast. Using the other hand, moving in a back-to-front motion, slide the breast tissue (including migrated breast tissue) into the cup of your bra.
Stand up to settle your breast in place.
Repeat steps 2-4 for the other breast.

Warning: Men should not attempt the above.

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scoop and swoop

the act of using one hand to adjust your boobs inside of your bra. This is accomplished by scooping the breast up in one hand and swooping it off to the side to avoid falling out of your bra, or too much cleavage.

men should not do this, because they should not wear bras and they should not have man-boobs. They can adjust their "junk" but i'm sure there is another name for that.

scoop and swoop i.e: "Lift and seperate"

scoop and swoop by JJsardonic1986 July 23, 2009

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swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

swoop and scoop by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

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swoop and scoop

When you want to make a move on someone who you are scheming or someone that is a potential scheme.

So I have to go ahead and be a slut and swoop and scoop tommy

swoop and scoop by sydjtl August 4, 2017

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swoop and poop

Management style of not paying much attention to things until the deadline and then criticizing the work thats been done.

What'd bet Jones comes by today and pulls a swoop and poop.

swoop and poop by Attom July 7, 2010

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Scoop and Score

A term in football used for recovering a fumble and returning it for a touchdown.

Oh and a fumble... A scoop and score to end this game. Wow...

Scoop and Score by BuffBoy24 April 14, 2020

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swoop and squat

Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

The Insurance Commissioner on Wednesday announced the arrest of the suspected ringleader of a major operation that has allegedly staged more than 60 swoop and squats over the past 18 months, bilking insurers and consumers out of $2 million to $3 million.

swoop and squat by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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