Definitions by XyourXworstXnightmareX

shirt whore 

A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.

"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."

shirt whore by XyourXworstXnightmareX June 11, 2006

inspiration

what you use for those intimate personal exchanges between hand and genitals

Scott: You saw that episode of Oprah today, right?
Danny: Oh, no doubt, boy! I'd love to be hitting the switches on that hoe!
Scott: I know! She was my inspiartion this afternoon during alone time.

inspiration by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 9, 2005

smock 

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

smock by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

mamuh

In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.

"We went down to da muhfuggin' kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."

mamuh by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

ma'amuh 

In sad cases where there is an excess of situations in which one might have a mother (mama) and a baby's mother (baby' mama), this newly pronounced derivative resulted. Pronounced like "ma'am" with the "-uh" sound at the end to distinguish it from the normal form "mama," "ma'amuh" is a variant of mamuh refers to a man's baby's mother.

"We went down to da muhfuggen kwick stop to get some sodas, and Raymond's mamuh came in and asked fo' da dayum chile' support. Bee'utch."

ma'amuh by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

hitting the switches 

From 2Pac's rap classic "How Do U Want It." In it, 'Pac says "I'm hittin' switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics." The phrase means that you make all the nastiest, smoothest moves when it comes to sexin' your lady of choice. For added effect, many times one might pretend to be flipping switches and make a variety of sounds that might be heard on a car with hydraulics, because that "bitch" was bouncing up and down and putting on quite the show. Well done.

"When I was breaking in that one trick from the bar last night, I was hittin' them muhfuggin switches, boy!"

hitting the switches by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005

super pro unit 

in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm

"I whipped out my super pro unit the other day and you know all the ladies was like "DAMN!"

super pro unit by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005