scomption 

A snack, a small bite to eat when you’re hungry but don’t want a full meal

I need a little scomption before I go to the gym

scomption by Bibzy May 22, 2018

Scorpion Lips 

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!

Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

Scorpion 

The best and most badass Mortal Kombat character there ever was and ever will be! Real name: Hanzo Hasashi, Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu klan.

Amazing backstory and super cool gameplay! He was a wraith, which is an undead warrior, who served Quan Chi. He wanted revenge on Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei because Scorpion thought that he killed his klan and family. He eventually did kill him and then later in the timeline after he became human again found out Quan Chi killed his family and klan. He got revenge by killing him and still remains one of the best video game characters ever !

Wow, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat is so fun to play as and his story is awesome!

Scorpion by Y u need to look at username? July 11, 2020

Baby Scorpions 

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

Baby Scorpions by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion 

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

angry scorpion by the scorpion August 19, 2008

scorpioned 

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

scorpioned by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018