scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes March 27, 2018

6 stripe blue

Its like blue balls but for jiujitsu

Chris is a 6 stripe blue belt!

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes March 10, 2023

Lal topi

A clue less moron who thinks he is an expert.

Dont listen to his advice! He is a Lal topi!

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes February 22, 2021

Nimsnuts

In literal meaning it is when someone sits his balls on your face and never moves. Superlative degree of tea bagging. Used in the sense of "one is so much better than the other in any competitive comparison."

And look at that folks Corey totally nimsnuts Jake in round 4!

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes June 30, 2022

Moka pass

A fake, fraudulent, baseless guarantee, that when times comes, a product will perform.

Jacob's moka pass struts failed on the offroad course.

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes February 22, 2021