scorpioned
to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment
scorpioned by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018
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Scorpioned
A snowboard or wakeboard term that is easily recognizable and quite painfull of falling on ones face and getting hit in the back of the head by the board.
Jeremy "Dude Scott scorpioned after he tried that rail!"
Jack "Chyeah his board just nailed his noggin!"
Jack "Chyeah his board just nailed his noggin!"
Scorpioned by VolcomSnoW 51 51 July 29, 2007
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Scorpioned Out
When a Freestyle Skiier falls down on his chest and Slides down the jump with his feet over his head
Scorpioned Out by Pigboy773 November 6, 2006
Scorpion Lips
A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.
Bill: You're seventeen??
Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.
Bill. You're seventy??
Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011
Covered with Scorpions
When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O
Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010
Scorpion
The best and most badass Mortal Kombat character there ever was and ever will be! Real name: Hanzo Hasashi, Grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu klan.
Amazing backstory and super cool gameplay! He was a wraith, which is an undead warrior, who served Quan Chi. He wanted revenge on Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei because Scorpion thought that he killed his klan and family. He eventually did kill him and then later in the timeline after he became human again found out Quan Chi killed his family and klan. He got revenge by killing him and still remains one of the best video game characters ever !
Amazing backstory and super cool gameplay! He was a wraith, which is an undead warrior, who served Quan Chi. He wanted revenge on Sub-Zero of the Lin Kuei because Scorpion thought that he killed his klan and family. He eventually did kill him and then later in the timeline after he became human again found out Quan Chi killed his family and klan. He got revenge by killing him and still remains one of the best video game characters ever !
Scorpion by Y u need to look at username? July 11, 2020
Baby Scorpions
Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"
Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."
(TRUE STORY BRO)
Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."
(TRUE STORY BRO)
Baby Scorpions by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011
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