Scolding 

The act of pulling out one's penis and slapping another individual with it, usually on the face.

Gunther's mom was getting out of line, so I scolded her in the face.

Scolding by Nick December 9, 2003

Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

Sticker Scolding 

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock

Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."

Sticker Scolding by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

Hand Scolding 

To hold a girl's hand of whom you like, but crush it until it starts bleeding, then proceed to slap your penis all over her face.

What happened to Camille last night?
She got FACKED up from Ryans hand scolding..
OUCH!

Hand Scolding by ARP3450 October 17, 2011

Secondhand Scolding 

The uncomfortable sensation experienced when witnessing someone else being reprimanded or when hearing about a scolding secondhand, leading to feelings of anxiety or guilt as though the scolding were directed at you. This occurs due to the proximity of the reprimanding tone and the overall vibe, even though you are not the target.

Witnessing:"I was sitting in the office break room when the boss started yelling at Jake for missing a deadline. Even though it wasn't directed at me, I felt this intense secondhand scolding and my stomach knotted up."Reenacting:"My friend told me how her mom lectured her about not cleaning her room. She mimicked her mom's stern voice and harsh words, and I couldn't help but feel this wave of secondhand scolding wash over me."Proximity:"In class, the teacher was going off on a student for not doing their homework. Even though I always do mine, I could feel the secondhand scolding vibe and it made me anxious the rest of the day."

Secondhand Scolding by Monarchis June 14, 2024

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

Scaldings 

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

Scaldings by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008