The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

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smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

smodding by Zamial March 26, 2017

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Sticker Scolding

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock

Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."

Sticker Scolding by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

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Scoldingly

to scold

"i wave my finger scoldingly at you"

Scoldingly by Da Foo November 8, 2003

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