Scaldings 

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

Scaldings by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

Smalding 

Small and balding

Sliker is smalding

Smalding by lilchumpp July 27, 2019

Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

scalping 

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

scalping by anna_k March 22, 2005

brown spalding 

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

brown spalding by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

1-10 Scaling 

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

1-10 Scaling by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

Shadlings

A term to call close friends made at Shad Valley.

Shadlings = a combination of Shads + darling .

I miss my shadlings.

Shadlings by ScootieZ October 13, 2007