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Schwanzlutscher 

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.
Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!
Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006

Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005

Schwanzkopf 

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?
Schwanzkopf by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Mein Schwanz ist groß 

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*
German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.
schwanz by kegmeister June 1, 2004

schwanzie 

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.
Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.
schwanzie by Mkum8 April 25, 2014