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schwanzie
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A dick (
schwanz
) selfie.
Schwanz
is the German (via
Yiddish
) word for penis.
Jennifer
told me she had
never
seen a
circumcised
penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.
schwanzie
by
Mkum8
April 25, 2014
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