schwanzie

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.

Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.

by Mkum8 April 25, 2014

Schwanzlutscher

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.

Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!

by Paratrooper April 25, 2006

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".

That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!

by WordMonger March 14, 2005

schwarzie

German slang for a nigger person.

When Pookie and Ray-Ray tried to panhandle a German couple, they were both called "Schwarzie ".

by omegs greek March 13, 2009

Schwanzkopf

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.

EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?

by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005