schwanzie 

A dick (schwanz) selfie. Schwanz is the German (via Yiddish) word for penis.

Jennifer told me she had never seen a circumcised penis before, so I sent her a schwanzie.

schwanzie by Mkum8 April 25, 2014

Schwanzlutscher 

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.

Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!

Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".

That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!

The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005

schwarzie 

German slang for a nigger person.

When Pookie and Ray-Ray tried to panhandle a German couple, they were both called "Schwarzie ".

schwarzie by omegs greek March 13, 2009

Schwanzkopf 

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.

EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?

Schwanzkopf by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Mein Schwanz ist groß 

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

Mein Schwanz ist groß by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005