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Schwanzlutscher
Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
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schwanzie • schwankie • schwanze • schwarzie • Schwayzies • Monster-Schwanzer • Schwanz in mein arsch • schwanz • schwangers • Schanze
The Schanze
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
The Schanze by WordMonger March 14, 2005
schwarzie
schwarzie by omegs greek March 13, 2009
Schwanzkopf
Means "dickhead" in German.
"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
Schwanzkopf by Skkyline August 5, 2022
Mein Schwanz ist groß
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
Mein Schwanz ist groß by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021
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