kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling
Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*
kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night
Dad: *gets glock 17*
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