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schwanza

Pelosi’s final speech to the house, where she christens a new holiday.
Happy Schwanza to you!
by Rastus P. Kumquat December 24, 2022
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Schwanzlutscher

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.
Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!
by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
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Schwanzstucker

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
by Jay South November 2, 2005
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Schwanzkopf

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.
EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?
by Skkyline August 5, 2022
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Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general
kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*
by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021
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schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".
My Schwanz is getting hard.
by kegmeister June 1, 2004
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Schwaza

An amazing occurrence that leaves you with a lack of words to express the gravity of the moment. A close cousin to "swag", however it eclipses the elementary use of the word (swag) through association with hero/rebel archetypes.
Person 1 "I just won the account and I smashed that girl with the green eyes who models" Person 2 "Schwaza"
by WayfarerWay April 11, 2011
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