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schwanze

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.
I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.
by Chelmsley March 17, 2004
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Arnold Schwarzenigga

Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.

New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga: I'll be black.
by Mason'sPeangRevington November 24, 2016
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arnold schwarzenigger

Is a term used to describe a black person who is very muscular or well built.
oh so you hit the gym and gona all arnold schwarzenigger on me and got big.
by BahamianHavoc August 19, 2011
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Schwanzlutscher

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.
Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!
by Paratrooper April 25, 2006
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Schwanzstucker

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.
by Jay South November 2, 2005
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The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".
That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!
by WordMonger March 14, 2005
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Arnold Schwarzenegging

Chris: "AHHHHHHH, Get the fucking chopper down now, I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger not a girly man like Stalone. Dominique get down, it's the end of days but I'll be Back."

Boss: "Hey Chris quit Arnold Schwarzenegging and get the fucking back to work."
by Brunnerman March 27, 2009
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