schwankie 

A man that will do anything to get out of work. He'll show up after you set everything up and be all "oh everything is all done? swaggggg" and leave.

schwankie is so swag.

schwankie by swaggerthanthem October 28, 2011

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schlannie 

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).

"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1
"No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2

schlannie by ajfhdbsn ewfdgsha January 20, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022