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Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022
Related Words

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

schlannie 

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).
"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1
"No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2
schlannie by ajfhdbsn ewfdgsha January 20, 2021

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022