2 definitions by WordMonger

The Schanze

To take ones anal virginity, or "pop" a persons "chocolate covered cherry".

That customer wasn't expecting the Schanze, but boy was he in for a surprise!
or
I gave that guy The Schanze, and boy did he love it!
or
TOTALLY AWESOME! The Schanze felt great to that customer!

by WordMonger March 15, 2005

Superdell

The act of entering your customers anus without the use of any lubricant, causing excruciating pain and irrepairable anal wall damage, while simultaneously reaching into their wallet and emptying it. You then convince your customer that what you have done is best for them, and you only did it becuase you love them!

Dude, I pulled a Superdell selling that computer last night! they didn't even know what hit them!

by WordMonger March 14, 2005