shtanding 

Shitting while standing.

When Jimmy walked into the public restroom, he saw Jerry shtanding in the corner because the stalls were occupied.

shtanding by Truthsquad1 December 5, 2014

Quick Sanding 

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.

Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"

Quick Sanding by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

Standing here i realise 

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.

Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight

Standing here i realise by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022

standing on business 

Short Def: Take care of your business

Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.

Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.

"Ay, Qebly what happened to your hoe?"

"Fuck dat bih, I'm standing on business"

standing on business by WHERESWILINE October 20, 2023

standing reservation 

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.

He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.

standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017

Boat Standing 

When you're on the deck of a boat, approaching your destination, and everyone on board just stands there, staring ahead until you arrive.

"Man, that scene in Skyfall had some great Boat Standing!"

Boat Standing by PseuDiddlyEudonym March 19, 2013