Definitions by SegNerd

spitzcom

A sitcom created, or co-created, by Justin Spitzer.

Superstore, American Auto, and St Denis Medical Center are all quality spitzcoms.

spitzcom by SegNerd December 11, 2024

brainruptcy 

Bankruptcy of the brain. You have simply run out of brain power.

Person 1: Boss A wants it done (this way). But Boss B wants it done (different way)

Person 2: Okayyy….

Person 1: But don’t forget that it has to work for teams C and D and be written in iambic pentameter.

Person 2: I declare brainruptcy!

brainruptcy by SegNerd September 12, 2023

veggie space 

Like meatspace, but for vegetarians

You can attend today’s meeting online or in veggie space.

veggie space by SegNerd August 10, 2023

forcepalm 

A facepalm delivered through The Force.

(Mace Windu begins uncontrollably slapping his own forehead.)

Yoda (smirking): Why hitting yourself, are you?

Mace Windu: That was obviously a forcepalm!

forcepalm by SegNerd May 16, 2021

spacepalm 

A facepalm in space

Astronaut 1: Did you remember to charge the satellite?

Astronaut 2: (spacepalm)

spacepalm by SegNerd March 28, 2021

schwanding 

A term coined by the Johnjay and Rich radio show. It means "show bonding."

Everyone on the show participated in a juice cleanse as a schwanding activity.

schwanding by SegNerd September 15, 2019