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Schwinning 

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.
"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."
Schwinning by Noccie September 27, 2005
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Schwinning 

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.
Q. Hey Kevin, where are you going?

A. Schwinning!
Schwinning by Lady Lightning Rider February 14, 2008

Schwinning 

Riding a Schwinn bike... like a boss.
Schwinning! Duh!
Schwinning by Fierce Kitten May 15, 2011

Schwinning 

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.
Question: Hey Kevin, where are you going?
Answer: Schwinning!

Schwinning 

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.
Question: Hey Kevin, where are you going?

Answer: Schwinning!
Schwinning by Dark Horse Rider January 6, 2009

Extreme Schwinning 

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.
"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."
Extreme Schwinning by Noccie September 27, 2005

The Shinning

1. A segment from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V based on The Shining.

The name was changed to avoid a lawsuit.
"You've got the shinning!"
The Shinning by MeStoopid March 6, 2009