schwabbin' 

point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.

dude, after 7 long islands, I was schwabbin' and freaking out after seeing all those people on the dance floor.

schwabbin' by doh! boy August 6, 2009

Schwabbin 

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.

"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"

Schwabbin by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwabbin 

When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.

I was horny last night but did not have much money, so I wound up schwabbin it.

Schwabbin by Bobbyganoosh March 17, 2010

schwabbin 

The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.

(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

schwabbin by decepticons_go May 30, 2009

Schwabbin 

When you reach the level of intoxication that everything has that half real half cartoon look to it, similar to the Charles Schwab commercials.

Hey man I took some shrooms about an hour ago and now I'm really Schwabbing.

Schwabbin by jso0003 May 28, 2009

schwabbin 

The phenomenon experienced when one is so baked that they see everything in the animation style of charles schwab commercials

I think Doug was seriously schwabbin last night. he took out his eraser and tackled all the ugly girls at the party

schwabbin by mattysherm May 27, 2009

Schwabbin 

to be so under the influence that everyone around you looks half-cartoon, and half-human like in the Charles Schwabb commercials

Man: yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
Other Man: what does that even mean?
Man: you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

Schwabbin by trhodezzz May 27, 2009