schwab

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

by catastrophysics September 1, 2008

schwab

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

by Wesd March 4, 2008

schwab

A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.

I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.

by Captain Correct January 16, 2008

schwab

A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :

(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.

What a schwab, he totally just schwabbed on himself and burned a whole through his shirt.

by Lord Cottonmouth May 17, 2010

schwab

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.

"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"

by omganonymousname December 23, 2008

schwab

When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.

"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."

by missgosohard August 23, 2014

schwab

a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them

your lucky i love you schwab

by fullers a pedobear June 6, 2010