n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
by catastrophysics May 30, 2006
by Wesd March 04, 2008
by Captain Correct January 13, 2008
A loose portmanteau of slob and waste meaning :
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
(v.) - To ash upon oneself.
(n.) - One who ashes upon their self.
by Lord Cottonmouth May 17, 2010
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"
by omganonymousname December 23, 2008
When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.
"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."
by missgosohard August 24, 2014
a schwab is a family member that really gets on your nerves but you put up with there annoyingness because you love them
your lucky i love you schwab
by fullers a pedobear June 06, 2010