Schwabbie

An employee of the wealth management company Charles Schwab.

John: "Can you believe Mike is a Schwabbie now?"

Aaron: "What a sellout."

"The Schwabbies packed the office as they prepare for another miserable day at work."

Schwabbie by RyanTheDefiner April 25, 2026

schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.

That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schrabbing by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015

schwarzie 

German slang for a nigger person.

When Pookie and Ray-Ray tried to panhandle a German couple, they were both called "Schwarzie ".

schwarzie by omegs greek March 13, 2009

schwubber 

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy

"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!

schwubber by vaekek April 30, 2021

schwebbed 

Exposed for being phony.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

schwebbed by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015

Schwarbington bear 

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

Schwarbington bear by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

schwubbies 

another word for your insane friends who live their life in shambles. It also can be another word for quarters.

"Hey we have to put more money in the parking meter."
"Already??"
"Yeah, go dive in that fountain and fish out some more schwubbies."

"After they trashed the house with pizza and bottles of rum runners, my schwubbies ripped apart a rug and threw it over a power line at 4 in the morning."

schwubbies by ccd March 29, 2008