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The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.
(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
by decepticons_go May 28, 2009
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When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.
"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"
by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009
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When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.
I was horny last night but did not have much money, so I wound up schwabbin it.
by Bobbyganoosh March 17, 2010
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When you reach the level of intoxication that everything has that half real half cartoon look to it, similar to the Charles Schwab commercials.
Hey man I took some shrooms about an hour ago and now I'm really Schwabbing.
by jso0003 May 27, 2009
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point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.
dude, after 7 long islands, I was schwabbin' and freaking out after seeing all those people on the dance floor.
by doh! boy August 06, 2009
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The phenomenon experienced when one is so baked that they see everything in the animation style of charles schwab commercials
I think Doug was seriously schwabbin last night. he took out his eraser and tackled all the ugly girls at the party
by mattysherm May 27, 2009
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to be so under the influence that everyone around you looks half-cartoon, and half-human like in the Charles Schwabb commercials
Man: yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
Other Man: what does that even mean?
Man: you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
by trhodezzz May 27, 2009
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