What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.
"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"
"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."
"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."
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You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!
You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!
by billjunk October 14, 2015
Get the schachterle mug.1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.
2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.
3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.
4. A drug-addicted whore.
5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.
3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.
4. A drug-addicted whore.
5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
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1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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I had a Slichter special this morning, and now I've been slumped all day. Wait, what were we talking about again? I'm hungry, anyone have Mac & Cheese and some bud?
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