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ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe
peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?
schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021
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Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.
He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.
Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

Schtonky 

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.
She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!
Schtonky by stoik n fries February 25, 2013
A way to say mating, sexing, etc. Easier to say without feeling awkward. To shtoink, shtoinked, shtoinking, etc.
If mom and dad didn't shtoink, you wouldn't be here this very moment.
Shtoink by Hotcocoagurl April 26, 2010

Schtonky 

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe
Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!
Schtonky by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

schtinky 

an expression of affection. Indirectly used to say " i love you ".

Or an odd or cute way of saying "stinky".
"stop being a schtinky cunt."
awwww i love you too!
schtinky by end0777 April 28, 2022