Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.

Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015

Schlongus Dongus

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".

Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

by MojPies August 11, 2010

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021