Schtonky

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A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

Schtonky by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

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Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

Schtonky by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

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Schtonky • Schtinky • schtonk • Schtooky • Schlonky • schlonky leg • Schtanky Pushay • schtinkybuns • Schwonky • Shtonky

frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin

my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved

frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011

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schtinky

an expression of affection. Indirectly used to say " i love you ".

Or an odd or cute way of saying "stinky".

"stop being a schtinky cunt."
awwww i love you too!

schtinky by end0777 April 28, 2022

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Schlonky

A gargantuan penis

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.

Schlonky by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

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Schtonk

Unbeliever, Everything in the world, If you don't like it go away.

Schtonk inbound. "I put great Schtonk into this Arrow"-Owen Wilson.

Schtonk by Hotsauce.exe January 3, 2019

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Shtonky

Could be used as stinky,unknown,insulting and in any way of your choice

This place is pretty shtonky

Bro I just rolled a fat shtonky

Shtonky by Lilbingo000 March 8, 2020

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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