Schpoinked 

To be extremely high from smoking cannabis.

This blunt you rolled made me way to schpoinked man.

Schpoinked by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

Schpoinked 

To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.

Man that blunt you rolled made me way too schpoinked.

Schpoinked by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

schloinker 

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

schloinker by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

Shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

You just got shoinked

Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017

shmoinked 

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

shmoinked by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

schlinked by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Scheponiked 

To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.

After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.

Scheponiked by SlickTop April 29, 2009