Schpoinked
Schpoinked by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021
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Schpoinked
To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.
Schpoinked by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021
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Schpoinked • shoinked • Scheponiked • schlinked • schloinker • Schmoinker • schplinkadoo • shmoinked • spoinked
schloinker
schloinker by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010
schlinked
schlinked by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023
Scheponiked
To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.
After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.
Scheponiked by SlickTop April 29, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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