schoink 

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009

schvinkter 

a german substitute for an arse hole, commonly used by Australian's, Kiwi's or the English

whilst at Oktoberfest: mate check out that chick's form, would love to give it to her in the schvinkter

schvinkter by thetruth001 August 27, 2013