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schtink

a little fuzzy blue pooof ball. or a boyfriend and girlfriends nickname for eachother
iloveyou schtink.
by njgdmt March 13, 2010
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mini-schtink

A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.
" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?
by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010
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Schtunk

When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.
Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno
by High Hiter September 3, 2018
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schinkered

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.
by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006
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schtikel

A Jewish-Yiddish expression meaning 'small amount.'
Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS: "Chrissy, give me a schtikel of fluoride."
by jerryseinfeld69 June 3, 2010
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Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
by schmeggy September 4, 2020
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Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
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