schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others

Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!

by Cameltwah December 15, 2020

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shanketo

Spanglesh for shank.

Hey Homie, gimme that shanketo to hit that rata.

by Jdaawwwg February 9, 2010

schtankbox

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.

Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!

by sjchtæenckhbåkhs March 28, 2015

Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

by Wazio February 12, 2014