Schanklet

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

Schanklet by bandit4k December 8, 2022

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Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

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Hey Homie, gimme that shanketo to hit that rata.

Shanketo by Jdaawwwg February 9, 2010

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A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

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A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

scanket by Wazio February 12, 2014

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Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

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When a man sticks his soft dick and balls into a girls vagina.

Last night i walked in on Kyle and Hailey shandletroffing in a Walgreens handicap stall.

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