Schanklet

A very stabbable person.

"I just stabbed that schanklet down the road, mate. He's dead now."

by bandit4k December 8, 2022

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

Shanketo

Spanglesh for shank.

Hey Homie, gimme that shanketo to hit that rata.

by Jdaawwwg February 9, 2010

Schlanket

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.

"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"

by CursedV June 19, 2022

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

by Wazio February 12, 2014

Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

Shandletroffing

When a man sticks his soft dick and balls into a girls vagina.

Last night i walked in on Kyle and Hailey shandletroffing in a Walgreens handicap stall.

by Dr.Dickdown October 18, 2019