Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"
Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.
-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.
Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"
n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.
v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.
My friend's mother's asian song is weird. It starts off with "Uno-dos-three!" Then, the song continues in Vietnamese. Wow. That song must be Spanglishnese.