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schrummin' 

Basketball terminology when you either hit multiple three point shots in a game, or make consecutive three point shots in a row.
Ray Allen was schrummin' last night against the Knicks.
schrummin' by dirkmeoff December 8, 2011

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
schrumpfed by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Sckraumpi 

A neutral way of describing something or someone.
He was looking pretty sckraumpi today with those clothes on.

The sckraumpisaurus was walking around sckraumpily in the sckraumpi jungle.
Sckraumpi by Sckraumpisaurus April 17, 2013

schraumtastic 

1)when anything to do with MMA is good

2)to make a huge error while talking about MMA
did you see mike resting his cock an balls on hobbos head to make it look like dan hardys mohican? it was "shraumtastic"

looks like jonno forgot to put his picks in again what a "schraumtastic "schraumer" he is
schraumtastic by silentjamie June 30, 2011

Schaumburg Double 

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.
Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.