by Erik Hanson May 5, 2006
Get the Schram mug.1. The accumulation of dead skin, lint, detritus and/or smegma found under the foreskin of an unwashed, uncircumcised penis.
2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.
2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.
1. He certainly allows a large amount of schram to accumulate in his genital region. Perhaps he should perform his ablutions more thoroughly.
2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.
2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.
by Lulu B. August 15, 2012
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by Jackson white November 21, 2021
Get the Schram mug.Let's get off to a good start. I used to be friends with Brennan Schram. BEFORE he started dating all the 8th graders while in 9th grade. Let me remind you of a little something here. When in 8th Grade you are more then likely going threw your awkward stage. Desparet pill poppin animal.
Woah! Did you see Brennan Schram w/ that nasty eighth grader?
-Which one? I've seen him with 5 in the last week.
-Which one? I've seen him with 5 in the last week.
by AYEIHDSLKJ! January 13, 2009
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Get the leon schram mug.I just wanna say that, when I first saw Scaramouche, my life has changed. I now understand what true happiness feels like. Everytime I look at Scaramouche photos it would feel like time just stopped. He is my everything. I love him. He's made me the happiest human being on Earth.
He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk
He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk
by Scaraworshipper June 22, 2021
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