schaumi

Hot Guy.

Hey schaumi u hot guy.

schaumi by Ibims March 8, 2018

Schaumi

Cool, awesome guy; really chill and sexy

Wow! Schaumi is so sexy!

Schaumi by Ibims June 4, 2020

Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.

I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.

Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018

Schaumburg Double 

During man-man-woman intercourse, the act of gloriously inserting both peni into the woman's anus simultaneously.

Me and Tony went to McDonald's the other day. He ordered four Filet-O-Fish, I had the Big Mac, and the honey behind the counter ordered the Schaumburg Double. All parties left the restaurant happy and stuffed.

Schaumburg Double by Parisian King January 5, 2008

Schaumpton

Quasi-derisive nickname for Schaumburg, IL, which is a white-bread suburb of Chicago. Possibly dervied from ironic reference to Compton.

"I'm from Rolling Ghettos, where are you from?"
"Straight outta Schaumpton."

Schaumpton by h07824092147012784 March 2, 2009

Schaubism 

Schaubism - Using or pronouncing a word, name, colloquialism, figure of speech incorrectly particularly in a context where you're acting as an authority.

Brendan Schaub is an American comedian, actor, television host, and retired mixed martial artist.

"How did you pronounce that word? Ha, nice Schaubism."

George Carlton is one of my comedy heroes. Schaubism
There’s a lot of red tape; rings to jump through. Schaubism

Schaubism by GayOwlOneLove June 1, 2018