Schrammed 

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"

Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)

Schrammed by Chugwhump July 7, 2005

Schrammed 

Schrammed - Verb
To not be timely, prepared or within budget

Hey Steve, how did your last job go?
Dude it sucked, I got Schrammed.

Schrammed by AssBerg August 26, 2014

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

Strammed 

Strammed = English version of the danish word 'Stramt' which means tight. it is used when something bad happens.

Guy 1: Yo dude, i'm out of weed.
Guy 2: Strammed

Strammed by Mitnavnerandreas November 10, 2010

Scammer Get Scammed 

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.

Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.

Scammer Get Scammed by Dickhead382 August 6, 2018

Schwammered 

When you are too drunk to describe the state you are in and you start combining words.

Being wasted and hammered at the same time.

Ashton: Dude i got so schwammered last night!

Gabe/Rachel: thats not good. youre a whore

Schwammered by schwammered June 5, 2010