Schramm

1.An alternate word for sex.2.More precisely it means to penetrate whilst in the process of sex

1." I need to go and see Mr. Bevan about my essay "
" Nah Blud allow that he probs Schrammin a wall "
2." Omg look at that man, hes schramming his dog! "
" Kewl, lets advance closer and watch "
" Alright m8.... "

by Cassidy765 July 28, 2008

schramm

To exaggerate the effects or perceived effects of a panic attack while high on marijuana.

2. To freak on out weed, neglect to recover, and exacerbate the nerves of fellow smokers and steer the evening towards a melodramatic conclusion.

"We got baked and watched the fireworks on the boob tube when that novice schrammed the whole affair. Pathetic."

by Max Schreck November 26, 2007

schramm

another name for a hairy, slimey beef curtain that rarely gets washed. A Schramm is a girl who loves getting peed on, and also enjoys her nightly activity of her vaginal tightening exercises. Schramms like to be plowed by multiple men at once. Schramms tend to make up lies about others and further about themselves for attention.

Ew, that schramm is gross

by your worst nightmare ;) May 18, 2011

schramm’d

When you get someone’s hopes up and then no show at the last minute.

Jess: “Wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
Shawna: “Yeah girl! So down. Meet you there!”
Jess 2 hours later: “ Where you at? I got a round waiting”
Shawna: “Ooooooh girl!!!! Got slammed at work and I’m fucking exhausted! Just got in Jammies. Can’t make it. Maybe next time. Love you bitch!”

Jess: “ Damn lady! How many times am I gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”

by Pearl321 May 10, 2018

Shipwreck Schramm

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

person 1: "Bro we drinking tonight?"

Steve: "yeah man I wanna get hammered!"

Person 1: "I hope Shipwreck Schramm doesn't make an appearance tonight."

Steve: "nah man, that guy is gone."
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Person 2: "Damn dude you drank so much Budlight Shipwreck came out and tried to smash the t.v."

Steve: - "No that never happened bro."

by observer2 February 8, 2010

schrummin'

Basketball terminology when you either hit multiple three point shots in a game, or make consecutive three point shots in a row.

Ray Allen was schrummin' last night against the Knicks.

by dirkmeoff December 8, 2011

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008