shploogen

the residue left on any object or person after ejaculation.

"did you just shploogen on my sheets?"

"help! help! i've got shploogen in my eye!"

by Cat18 October 7, 2006

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

by 500kg June 5, 2017

Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky

I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.

by Alimew November 26, 2022